Welcome to yet another interesting edition on LLWP. Like I promised in the last edition,I'm bringing you the concluding part of last edition: 5 top lies that women tell. Enjoy..
1. "I love you": Omg!!! She probably loves you. For your money and nothing else. (Do you doubt me? ) Ok, picture this: when she finally gets to know about your 'ugly' past or. the other girl, she will dump you so hard without asking questions. Does that show she has any love? (Now you see!)....
2. "I'm a Virgin": Hahahahaha... Chickens can surely fly. Praise the lord!! That's what she really means, BUT if you check closely,you might see some stickiness that comes only from superglueand not blood (Lmao!!).
3. "I hate sex": its just like her saying she doesn't like food. Guy, set her all up (you know what I mean) and she'll be so hot that she'll leave you wondering.
4. "It's too big... Never seen any like it": Relax guy! She's probably seen ten of your kind, and even more bigger than yours. Don't be a fool. It may not even be the biggest you know.. She may only be cheering you on for the final show - to know how good you are in the hay!
5. "Can't do that... I hate BJ's": Watch it guy! She might just be dying to try it out on you. CIAO!!!
AFTERS: A big Congrats to Annie Macaulay on her engagement to one of naija's finest musician Tuface Idibia. The 'African Queen' crooner who is finally set to settle down, proposed to Annie and friends confirm that her BB status message read "my boo just proposed, God be praised" . We at LLWP say CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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